Satan’s
Shopping Mall Sermon
(1)
Blessed are the totally aggressive for they
get the best deals.
(2)
Blessed are those who think of nothing but
the next good sale.
(3)
More blessed are the rich in pocket.
(4)
Blessed are those truly happy to spend.
(5)
Blessed are those who feel you outwitted the
other person.
(6)
More blessed are those who can shove the
most.
(7)
Blessed are those people emotionally driven by
money.
(8)
More blessed are the ran-sackers of the
merchandise.
(9)
More blessed are those who can return an item
they really broke.
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